(23 Feb 05)

The winner: kamasushi@aol.com...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:

Stu's Original


Voting Results:
Stu: 72%
kamasushi: 28%

The Runners-Up:

At the Disneyland Hotel it costs a little extra for a Fairy Tail. (maxcel200@aol.com)

"The good news is, I'm the tooth fairy. The bad news is, I have a check for you in the amount of $743.25 and a tube of Dentu-Grip." (ukkfayooyay@aol.com)

Caption: That was the fifth one she had seen this week. Next morning, she was calling an exterminator. (bobshush2@yahoo.com)

Tinkerbell's "Life Partner" is finally fed up with her lover's boundless energy. (Gambleandbluff@aol.com)

"Look, first of all I don't give money for your dentures and secondly you're to damn old for this stuff ." (saxonraerae7@aol.com)

"You're 26 years late, lady. After interest, I figure you owe me about $50,000." (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com)

Last night will be the last time Ned has jalapenos before he goes to bed. (breadmaker1123@yahoo.com)

"Hey, I might be an apprentice Tooth Fairy, but I know dentures don't count!" (jdcoops3@aol.com)

Woman: "So, Miss Sparkles, we meet again. But this time, the advantage is mine." (bobshush2@yahoo.com)

"This town ain't big enough for TWO fairies!" (robertellingsworth@yahoo.com)

Fairy: "Sorry, the Sandman couldn't make it. He's home with a bad case of insomnia." (maxcel200@aol.com)

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but we believe in eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth." (moonbunch01@aol.com)

Caption: The sex change fairy visits Bob. (bobshush2@yahoo.com)

"I am sorry you have to sleep alone. But when you married the tooth fairy you knew I worked nights." (mashallaha@aol.com)