(24 Jun 03)

The winner: rem7202@aol.com...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:

Stu's Original


Voting Results:
Stu: 23%
rem7202: 77%

The Runners-Up:

"Why, yes, I AM a politician. How did you know?" (Pootybrew@earthlink.net)

"I'd love to get it fixed, but my wife said she'd leave me if I did." (MrglsJon@aol.com)

"I would suggest in the future not to snort the Viagra!" (magicskier@aol.com)

"My attorney suggested I get this fixed before my trial." (mykehalpinstudio@aol.com)

"I said I wanted a nose like Ralph Macchio!..Not Pinocchio!" (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

"...and then I remembered that Cyrano doesn't get the girl in the end." (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

"WHAT?????.... well how much for just 2 inches?" (jeriandgeo@aol.com)

"I don't want it fixed, just relocated." (Truckerex@wmconnect.com)

"I guess I should've turned off the vacuum cleaner before looking to see if my ring was stuck in the hose." (murdoctor@aol.com)

Nelson had mob connections to La Cosa Nostril. (dsader@earthlink.net)

"I know it's only been a few weeks, but how long DOES it take for the swelling to go down?" (reidayork@aol.com)

"You're right, Doc...hiring that blind plastic surgeon to perform my penile implant operation just to save a few bucks was a really bad move." (MedCheryl@aol.com)

"This may seem like an odd request, doc, but I'd like to get it 'ribbed'." (strollo5@aol.com)

"I want contact lenses, but can't get my face close enough to the mirror to put them in." (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

"You're in the wrong office sir. Pathological Liars Anonymous is down the street." (KatSut78@aol.com)

"How come THIS wasn't listed with the other 146 side affects?" (Ttifranks9@aol.com)

"I say we go thru with it, Doc. And then I'd like to take it home to the wife in a doggy-style bag." (Chick65@aol.com)