(25 Jul 03)

The winner: trlymurph@aol.com...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:

Stu's Original


Voting Results:
Stu: 60%
trlymurph: 40%

The Runners-Up:

Fred could not help but smile when he realized that his "three little tax deductions" arrived two days before the deadline. (lhill@maguiregroup.com)

"It's not that your parents don't want you, it's just that the reality TV show you were to appear on has been cancelled and, well . . ." (kingjack2000@yahoo.com)

Okay.. There is Larry, Curly and Fred... I guess momma didn't want no Moe... (gregparsons68@yahoo.com)

My client said she would have to pay me with her first born. My bill turned out to be three times my original estimate! (MOONBUNCH01@AOL.COM)

College recruits began courting Michael Jordan's son at a young age. (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com)

"Well, I suppose now I'll have to trade in the Porsche for a piece of s*** minivan." (britkev1@yahoo.com)

The beauty and wonder of life filled Ted...until he spotted his kid. (lhill@maguiregroup.com)

"And I'm naming you in pig-Latin, just like Saddam's kids, 'O-day' and 'Qu-say'." (BPaul317@aol.com)

"Look you guys, you can't sue each other for Identity Theft, you are triplets!" (yruwaitn@aol.com)

"Finally!...The law firm I've always wanted..Kleinfell, Kleinfell, Kleinfell, and Kleinfell!" (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

FOX hits an all-time low with its newest reality show, "Baby Heist". (razcactus@netzero.com)

"I heard all the crying going on... do any of you need a lawyer?" (murdoctor@aol.com)

"Three babies?? But we only did it ONCE!" (hollinsgirl76@aol.com; kaycorbett@hotmail.com)

Until they're age two, everyone will encourage them to walk and talk. Beginning at age two, they'll be told "Sit down and shut up." (tphyll@aol.com)

Thought box: Ah, he's got my neighbor's red hair. How cute. (lhill@maguiregroup.com)

The FORMER president of product development for the Trojan company on his last day at work. (carissa_chris@hotmail.com)

"Hi, honey!! I'm your daddy, or, as we are called nowadays, your 'co-signer'." (TenaciousFiend@yahoo.com)

Your mothers have decided to sue you for pain and suffering. (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)