(25 Nov 03)

The winner: wamarsh@att.net...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:



Stu's Original


wamarsh

Voting Results:
Stu: 28%
wamarsh: 67%

The Runners-Up:

"Don't get any bright ideas." (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

"And there better not be anything missing from this room..when you leave!" (airfarcewon@aol.com)

"Actually, we don't have any ways to make you talk." (mrxsandmanx@yahoo.com)

"You can't turn the tables on me!" (william.fishburne@verizon.net)

"Quit complaining, this is what everybody else's cubicle looks like as well. I'll be back at 5 to let you out." (AhOLHOL@aol.com)

"Listen up pal - my partner's out sick today, so I'm gonna have to play the good cop AND the bad cop." (pinny151@aol.com)

"Due to the budget crunch, the electric chair has been removed. Instead we ask you to sit in this tank of water... oh, by the way, could you get the light?" (StanYan1@aol.com)

"Sorry, Lt. Gov. Bustamante...this is the most luxurious office Governor Schwarzeneggar says you can have now." (Pootybrew@earthlink.net)

"You should have gone BEFORE you were sentenced!" (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

"No! For the last time you can not have the electric chair. You were sentenced to a life of office work." (cmb1175@aol.com)

"What did you THINK they do in prison during 'Greek Week'?" (BPaul317@aol.com)

"Look, I know it's difficult to administer the 'third degree' with a 40 watt bulb, but budget cuts are budget cuts." (HerzogVon@aol.com)

"Listen...if you don't talk we are going to feed you Orville Redenbacher Cinnabon Popcorn." (jeanjeanbsmyth@aol.com)

"Where were YOU when the donut was stolen from my desk?" (sonneta6@hotmail.com)

"I'm sorry, but due to budget cutbacks, I'm your conjugal visit." (ahines3103@aol.com)

"It's not the sword of Damocles. It's just a stupid light bulb." (kayladykay@aol.com)