(25 Nov 05)

The winner: maxcel200@aol.com...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:


Once again Stu has decided to bow out.


No Voting Results

The Runners-Up:

"I give up...what IS the penalty for 'Early Withdrawal'?" (paracletus3@earthlink.net)

"Good thing I was convicted of selling faulty rifles to the military." (giraffic_art@yahoo.com)

"Mr. Trump... I DARE you to say it!" (gregzeer@yahoo.com)

"I picked a hell of a time to quit smoking." (tpanner@hotmail.com)

"Geez, honey, first the handcuffs in bed and now this...I can't wait!" (ParisIuvsMe@aol.com)

"Wait! Last Request! Let's sing my favorite song in it's entirety. Ahem.. 1 billion bottles of beer on the wall.." (thedraugr@yahoo.com)

The new "Come Visit Nicaragua" advertising poster still has a long way to go. (manpretty@gmail.com)

"How about I put the mattress tag back and we call it even?" (dennisilvr@aol.com)

"Thanks, fellas. If I had to spend one more Thanksgiving with my creepy relatives, I would have done it myself." (tpanner@hotmail.com)

"And I thought Blockbuster eased up on their late fees!" (ParisIuvsMe@aol.com)

French Court TV (paracletus3@earthlink.net)

Caption: After a brief stoppage and discussion, Fred was returned to his 'Pin the Tail on the Donkey' game. (maxcel200@aol.com)

"I know you French are going to shoot me, but as a Spaniard, I detest being tied up next to a pole..." (paracletus3@earthlink.net)

"I see my wife has discovered my porn collection." (kintzer@hotmail.com)

Gunmen: "Do you have any last requests?" Prisoner: "Yes, can you face the other way?" (thegreensmirf@colorblind.com)

"Okay fine I'll say it. 'Once Upon a Time in Mexico' was a really great movie." (manpretty@gmail.com)

"No really! I heard the dude with the handlebar say something about your mother- you gonna take that?" (monetmonet@artlover.com)

"Uh...fellas, I think this Turkish prison fantasy thing has gotten out of hand." (tpanner@hotmail.com)

"Hellooo!! I'm still waiting for my cigarette!! I swear his is the most uncivilized execution I've ever been to." (manpretty@gmail.com)

Man in Blindfold: "Gee all I said was, I Don't understand the new Medicare Drug Program!" Caption: How The Bush Administration Deals with Open Discussion. (richdiandkids@optonline.net)

"Would you guys like to hear a couple choruses of 'The Song that Never Ends'?" (kayladykay@aol.com)

"OK, OK!!! I'll stop posting anonymously to your stupid forum!" (monetmonet@artlover.com)

"...and by the way, Jerry Lewis just isn't funny." (Kamasushi@gmail.com)

"Don't fire 'til you see the whites of his eyes. . .oh, crap! Will somebody ditch that cockamamie blindfold!" (AuntShecky711@aol.com)

"Sheesh, I can't believe ALL three of you forgot to take the safety off." (ParisIuvsMe@aol.com)

"No, no. The Feng Shui of this is all wrong." (wedrixe@netscape.net)

"You are getting sleeepy, your one eye is closed, your head is heavy....." (edprocoat@msn.com)

Forever the joker, Larry decided to make one final crack about the French being unable to so anything right. (Kamasushi@gmail.com)