(26 Feb 04)

The winner: flynnkj19@aol.com...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:

Stu's Original


Voting Results:
Stu: 35%
flynnkj19: 65%

The Runners-Up:

"Relax! That whole 'permanent record' thing never hurt George W. Bush." (chharget@aol.com)

"Okay, here's the spin. You're not being 'suspended', you're gonna be 'home schooled for a week'." (wamarsh@att.net)

"Just ask her why she's not married yet and she'll forget all about what you did wrong." (mykehalpinstudio@aol.com)

"As your legal representation, under cross examination I advise you to cry and wet yourself." (chharget@aol.com)

"Don't worry Joey... a few gym socks in the right place and you'll have a date with that hot new Swedish transfer student, too." (trilliumlife@aol.com)

"He'll go easier on us if he thinks you acted alone." (mwatts@nhbakersfield.com)

"Your lunch money for the rest of the year -- and I take the rap." (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

"Kilt day isn't until tomorrow." (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

"I'm sorry I hit you, but I'm SURE glad that the Principal is MY dad and not yours." (StanYan1@aol.com)

"Dress Down Day didn't mean pulling the teachers dress down!" (Marcwwolf@aol.com)

"Relax; with me at your side, I can bargain the punishment down to a book report." (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

"Wow..I've never seen the principal turn that color before." (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

"If you enter a guilty plea you might get off with only 50-100 consecutive sentences--otherwise your looking at a weeks worth of detention." (pizzafreak48076@aol.com)

"Nice try using that Wardrobe Malfunction excuse for mooning the gym teacher." (lexkase@san.rr.com)

Caption: Trials and Tribulations of Parochial School B: "If you tell him you were possessed, Father John will probably let you off with just the ruler." (catbiddle@brown.edu)

"It could be worse...well maybe not in this country, but in Albania...it could be worse." (chharget@aol.com)