(26 Jun 04)

The winner: keglined@yahoo.com...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:

Stu's Original


Voting Results:
Stu: 46%
keglined: 54%

The Runners-Up:

"Go ahead...do something original!" (maxcel200@aol.com)

Snake: "Well, I didn't exactly pass the bar. I just sort of slithered under it." (HerzogVon@aol.com)

"Wow! Eve, you put on a little weight. I remember you when you were all ribs!" (maxcel200@aol.com)

Snake: "Nice bush." Caption: Sexual harassment suits have been around since the beginning of time. (mrxsandmanx@yahoo.com)

"Well, OF COURSE God's been badmouthing apples! What else would you expect? He's Bill Gates!" (joseph.blevins@verizon.net)

Eve: "Want a bite of this fruit?" Snake: "You're naked, does it look like I came here to eat fruit?" (SevenButterflies@hotmail.com)

Caption: The first divorce lawyer. (marymarg27608@yahoo.com)

And so the Atkins Diet was introduced...it's been Hell since. (deweyever@attbi.com)

"Oh, sure, you'll know EVERYTHING. Except the law, so you'll still need to give me a retainer." (MooseSpeak@netscape.net)

Snake: "Nice apples!" (razcactus@netzero.com)

Caption: Computer Salesman in the Garden of Eden. Snake: "I swear you don't want an IBM you want an Apple." (fparsons@yahoo.com)

"No, Eve, I'm pretty sure God said to stay away from the forbidden FLUTE." (joseph.blevins@verizon.net)

"So, after Adam bites the apple, you and I will have this place to ourselves..." (william.fishburne@verizon.net)

It's not the apple from the tree, but the pair in the garden that will cause all the trouble. (MooseSpeak@netscape.net)

...thus denoting the last historical occurrence of a man ever listening to a woman's advice. (razcactus@netzero.com)