(26 May 03)

The winner: mykehalpinstudio@aol.com...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:

Stu's Original


Voting Results:
Stu: 53%
mykehalpinstudio: 47%

The Runners-Up:

Barnum and F. Lee Bailey. (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

"So, Mr. Lion...you stated that you were in The Jungle, The Mighty Jungle.. and you were asleep that night?" (gregparsons68@yahoo.com)

"Just LOOK at him, Your Honor. He's an ANIMAL!" (Chick65@aol.com)

"In my client's defense, Ms. Tigress, all I can say is...he was and is horny." (samuraikc2002@aol.com)

"Your Honor, on behalf of my client, I beg for leniency from the court. We ask that the 9 life sentences run concurrently." (Twodubbyaz@aol.com)

"Notice the stripes...we are obviously dealing with a defendant with a past record." (Rem7202@aol.com)

"So, as you can see, ladies and gentlemen, my client is not lion." (fbmarz@earthlink.net; RasGold@aol.com)

"Do you have evidence of this so-called 'food-chain?'" (sgtthickstrings@hotmail.com)

The plaintiff accuses the defendant of predatory business practices. (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

"I shudder to think of how this will look in the transcript, Your Honor, but we are here today to consider the case of a man-eating pussy." (ukkfayooyay@aol.com)

"No your honor, I am not trying to turn your courtroom into a 3-ring circus. He was Lion on the stand." (HeadlessKayaker@aol.com)

"Your Honor, the prosecution intends to demonstrate that "fearful symmetry" is NOT a mitigating circumstance." (williemelmoth@aol.com) "Can you elaborate on exactly what you mean by 'He acted like an animal.'" (skibip@aol.com)

"Crikey!! Isn't the defendant a beaut?!" (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

"Your Honor, when my client asked the victim to come for lunch it was just assumed he knew that he would be lunch. I guess we should start putting warning labels on lunch invitations now." (Rem7202@aol.com)

"Now tell the court in your own words how Dr. Doolittle made you pose for those pictures in the nude..." (skivleybass@aol.com)