(27 Feb 03)

The winner: scice@aol.com...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:

Stu's Original


Voting Results:
Stu: 42%
scice: 58%

The Runners-Up:

"It beats being chained to your desk for 8 hours a day." (Cantw82paint@aol.com)

"Hi! I'm Art." (jeanjeanbsmyth@aol.com; amfpsych@hotmail.com)

"It's not too bad except for the 4th grade field trips." (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

"I'm meeting my blind date here, and I told her I was well hung..." (mykehalpinstudio@aol.com)

"The lady got a little mad when I asked her where the poker playing dogs were." (trlymurph@aol.com)

"I'm being held in contempt." (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

"Uh, can I ask a favor? My balls itch..." (e-marlon@sio.midco.net)

"Are you here for my 10:00 spanking?" (complexhippie@aol.com)

"Can you believe I got a fifty-thousand dollar grant for this crap?" (Omegamagezero@aol.com)

"NOW I'm supportive of my wife's work." (edberger@aol.com)

"I call it.... 'Self Portrait'!" (kittensoup@aol.com)

"A few words of advice - if you finish a pot of coffee, FOR GOD'S SAKE MAKE ANOTHER POT!" (dinosaur1972@aol.com)

"I've always enjoyed hanging around in museums." (kayladykay@aol.com)

"I am part of the new art display entitled 'What Women Want'." (jrgracey1@aol.com)