(27 Nov 04)

The winner: dart270@geocities.com...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:

Stu's Original


Voting Results:
Stu: 40%
dart270: 60%

The Runners-Up:

"Sorry, Mr. Genie, you're going to have to produce some receipts for all those 'Gifts' you've been giving." (endocrom@aol.com)

"Now listen carefully. Last time you gave me a ten inch pianist." (skibip@aol.com)

"Well, I guess my number one wish is that you put on some pants. I'll have to think about two and three." (sootnmoopy@aol.com)

"Go on, do the Robin Williams thing!" (handarazuur@hotmail.com)

"Dude, if you're so powerful, why don't you have any legs?" (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

Man: "Why are YOU suing ME?!" Genie: "What can I day - you rub me the wrong way." (razcactus@netzero.com)

"I gotta stop hitting the bottle for lunch." (breadmaker1123@yahoo.com)

"I don't care if nobody rubbed your lamp to get you out of there. You didn't show up for work for three days. You're fired!" (Pootybrew@goosemoose.com)

"Hey, no offense, but you don't look like Barbara Eden." (AuntShecky711@aol.com;  DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com)

"I don't care WHO you are, this is a 'non-smoking' office!" (ListenBucko@yahoo.com; william.fishburne@verizon.net)

"Can I wish for more genies?" (handarazuur@hotmail.com)

CLERK: "$40,000, and I get a MALE genie? I wish I hadn't spent so much..." POOF! "...Oooh, I wish I hadn't wished THAT!..." POOF! "...No, I wish I could stop wishing so badly..." POOF! (paracletus3@aol.com)

"As your lawyer, I need to advise you that you are libel for any injury or damage caused by the wishes you grant." (deanna@magma.ca)

"How did you get past INS?" (ListenBucko@yahoo.com)

"I WISH you'd be quiet, this IS a library." (Dajakaiss@aol.com)

"I don't think the code of Hamurabi will help in this case!" (bjjtoff@tds.net)

"...let me guess, you want hair..a full head of flowing hair..well I got news for ya, pal..why do you think I wear this turban..." (allen018@aol.com)

Man: "My wish is to know everything." Genie: "No way, that wish has already been granted to Jeopardy's Ken Jennings." (maxcel200@aol.com)

"And you expect me to believe that these three wishes are all pro bono?" (ListenBucko@yahoo.com)