(27 Sep 03)

The winner: Mistahtom@aol.com...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:

Stu's Original


Voting Results:
Stu: 49%
Mistahtom: 51%

The Runners-Up:

"How can Hillary Clinton even THINK of running for President? She's already served two terms!!!" (ukkfayooyay@aol.com)

"I'm optimistic that we'll have an oily -- er, early end to this war!" (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

"See? Bushes inside and out." (BPaul317@aol.com)

"No, Doug. Unfortunately, you're not exactly the kind of intern that I wanted to handle my 'executive staff' duties." (StanYan1@aol.com)

"OK, you moon 'em, and I'll shout, 'Hey, I'm the President, look up here!!'" (lanny888@yahoo.com)

"...and close enough to watch him drop his dog on its head." (BPaul317@aol.com)

"The Department of Homeland Security bought up every copy of your book, Mr. Franken, and used it for target practice." (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

"Of course it isn't a real window -- I don't have a real job." (BPaul317@aol.com)

"Smith, we must call in the armed forces...the three mutated members of Earth, Wind, and Fire have reached the Capitol." (rpearson@umr.edu)

"Congress treats it like it's a butt plug, too." (jdcoops3@aol.com)

"Who took my box of cigars?!" (fireflysmail@aol.com)

"Saddam hid the WMDs where?" (jenalt2001@yahoo.com)

"What do you mean... you can't find the White House?!" (Sugarbaybee69@aol.com)

"It's not my fault. This city is rampant with phallic symbols." Caption: Bill backpedals with some pscho-babble. (robtone247@yahoo.com)

"How could you let the last giant condor in captivity escape!?!?!?!" (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)