(28 Oct 03)

The winner: Dspur57098@aol.com...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:

Stu's Original


Voting Results:
Stu: 51%
Dspur57098: 49%

The Runners-Up:

"Well, the bad news is you're going to be in for 2-5 years, the good news is 'The Queer Eye For The Straight Guy' crew is coming to make you over....if it's not 'too late'." (L1061S@go.com)

"Yes, you are my first client to receive any jail time. But then again, you're my first client who didn't play a professional sport." (rem7202@aol.com)

"I know I shouldn't be smiling, but -- you're in here for assaulting a gay man, and I do love irony!" (ukkfayooyay@aol.com)

"All those 'F's' in law school can really come back and bite you in the ass some days..." (mangoandy@fire2wire.com)

"Good news, Mr. Blake, Baretta reruns are at an all-time high in the ratings." (Georges101@aol.com)

"On the bright side, this shouldn't be much of an adjustment from your old cubicle." (StanYan1@aol.com)

"Hey, Newcomer, they say if you put butter on your thighs you can slip through the bars. If that doesn't work, turn around, touch your toes and I'll go with plan B." (randy.renner@juno.com)

"Hey, I have great news....I just saved a bunch of money by not bailing you outta here!" (SugarBaybee69@aol.com)

"File sharing? You mean like giving out confidential patient information?" (mistahtom@aol.com)

"Let's focus on our successes...I'm not in there with you." (mangoandy@fire2wire.com)

"Sorry about your drunk driving violation but look at it this way...You won't have to pay those high auto insurance premiums for a whole year!" (fbmarz@earthlink.net)

"Thanks again for the great stock tip!" (Pootybrew@earthlink.net)

"Your not spending life in there, you get an hour of exercise a day." (philden82@aol.com)

"Mr. Smith, we could let them know you were kind to the cat when you killed your wife." (marymarg27608@yahoo.com)