(29 Jul 05)

The winner: maxcel200@aol.com...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:

Stu's

maxcel200

Voting Results:
Stu: 26%
maxcel200: 74%

The Runners-Up:

"And we were so proud of her when she said she was working her way through college." (moonbunch01@aol.com)

Guy - "It's a good thing you don't have a mouth, or smoking those damn cigarettes would kill you." (pjb1671@yahoo.com)

"I don't care if she is an exotic dancer, I still hate it when the elevator stops between floors." (skibip@aol.com)

Man: "Stu sure knows how to tantalize people." Woman: "Yeah! And this time he really has them thinking outside of the box!" (maxcel200@aol.com)

Guy - "I told you letting your old lady do the Charleston and tap dance wouldn't bring in enough money to pay the mortgage!" (pjb1671@yahoo.com)

Somehow the sexiness goes away when pole dancers become tightrope dancers. (marlenekgoodman@comcast.net)

"I didn't think this is what our daughter meant by getting a 'higher education'." (moonbunch01@aol.com)

As he spots the hidden camera and digs for change, Gary realizes that blackmail is a major bitch. (jsalava@charter.net)

"I don't care what he says on the radio, Limbaugh is NOT here for 'research!'" (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)

"No, Darlene, I don't care how many beers you buy me, I'm NOT going to tip your mother!" (Kamasushi@gmail.com)

Three members attending a support group to quit smoking, drinking and exhibitionism fail miserably. (brat.cat@verizon.net)

"Sorry lady the sign says work for 'TIPS' not Lips." (fparsons@yahoo.com)

Ralph suddenly recognizes a mole on his oldest son's right leg. (cmndrnineveh@aol.com)

Guy: "You're on next, Lili. Just try to remember not to stick the butts under your stockings the way Fifi did." (HerzogVon@aol.com)