(2 Jul 03)

The winner: FreeLooseDirt@sbcglobal.net...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:

Stu's Original


Voting Results:
Stu: 41%
FreeLoose Dirt: 59%

The Runners-Up:

"Say George, I finally got my promotion. I'm going WAY up the ladder!" (RonnieRayReese@hotmail.com)

"Just a couple of legalities to take care of before the death angel arrives ....." (TZMAC@aol.com)

"Hi! I heard this was the 'Supreme Court', I'm here to apply for the job." (moonbunch01@aol.com)

"Excuse me sir, would you like to buy some afterlife insurance?" (murdoctor@aol.com)

"After you laid me off, I killed myself, and now am in charge of processing the new arrivals that are headed to hell." (FreeLooseDirt@sbcglobal.net)

"What the hell are you getting at, Perkins?? You can't be a car salesman in THAT getup!" (silver_stars42@yahoo.com)

"And the worse news is that I sell insurance, and I'm your roommate for all eternity." (skibip@aol.com)

"Yes, I am God's Chief Attorney. And He wants you for jury duty." (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

"Every time an Enron CEO gets busted, an Angel gets his wings." (Chick65@aol.com)

"I've got good news and bad news. The good news is - you finally won the lottery. The bad news is - you cant take it with you." (sylvie5s@aol.com)

"Jensen, I don't care HOW nice you are, you STILL can't wear those slippers to work!" (craigieb@aol.com)

"I said to wear wingTIPS, dumbass!" (BPaul317@aol.com)