(2 Jun 03)

The winner: RangerXman@aol.com...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:



Stu's Original


RangerXman

Voting Results:
Stu: 60%
RangerXman: 40%

The Runners-Up:

"No.... God said, you will surely D-Y-E ..... don't you love that blond hair!" (TZMAC@aol.com)

"Look, no fat, MSG free, how could this be sinful?" (handymac401@aol.com)

"To most, I may look like your typical snake in the grass, but stick with me kid and I'll make you famous!!!!" (HeadlessKayaker@aol.com)

"Go ahead, reach up a little higher, higher, higher." (moonbunch01@aol.com)

"I'll trade you an apple for a couple of those melons, whaddya sssssssay?" (Twodubbyaz@aol.com)

"Cucumbers?! Damnit, lady, I only sell apples." (belushimcc@yahoo.com)

"Eve, nice bush." (StanYan1@aol.com; gonnabmeeee@aol.com)

HOW PROSTITUTION STARTED..."I'll give you 50 bucks to just put it in your mouth and $100 for a little nibble." (jeriandgeo@aol.com)

"Sorry, I use a PC." (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

"And here I thought I was the earthy one, running around all naked and all--YOU really are a TREE HUGGER". (dsader@earthlink.net)

"Excuse me, can you direct me to the Survivor set?" (moonbunch01@aol.com)

"Hey Eve, I've got this great fruit that will keep wrinkles away, keep you from getting fat, and help you live happy ever after!" (RonnieRayReese@hotmail.com)

"That's right - apples taste like chicken." (archerjoe@hotmail.com)