(2 Jun 04)

The winner: maxcel200@aol.com...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:

Stu's Original


Voting Results:
Stu: 60%
maxcel200: 40%

The Runners-Up:

A) "...And then he says you never passed a bar in your life!" B) "That's a good one, boss." (KatSut78@aol.com)

A: "I'm so sorry, you're in the wrong line, contract breech is that one behind you." B: "And I thought the lines at the DMV were confusing." (MindgameFiziks@hotmail.com)

A: "Welcome to hell. Do you want the smoking or non-smoking section?" B: "Smoking section, of course! If I wanted the non-smoking, I'd go to a New York City bar!" (Brenn53@aol.com)

A) "So, Satan and a lawyer were sitting in a bar in hell..." B) "Wait a minute! I've heard this joke!" (bam@facetiousrock.com)

Attorney: "Unless you can show me a permit for open burning, my client is filing a complaint with the EPA." (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Devil: "You're Fired!" Man: "I'll say!!" (Electronicwaffle@yahoo.com)

Attorney: "I do recall saying this was one Hell of a case....but this is ridiculous!" (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Satan: "I'm sorry, we're all full of lawyers." Lawyer: "Well then, I think you've got an interesting Discrimination case against the architect who designed this place." (lanny888@yahoo.com)

A: "I told you if you listened to me, you'd get to the land down under." B: "I just wanted to make enough money to vacation in Australia." (tackajoey@aol.com)

Caption: He was known as the "roasting" judge. (william.fishburne@verizon.net)

A) "I look familiar you say, well, I should, you got me the electric chair on your first case." B) "Gulp." (kamasushi@aol.com)

Devil: "Did you bring marshmallows...Ha Ha Ha!!!!" Sinner: "Bring marshmallows...right now I feel like one." (sheafitz1@netscape.com)

A. "Well, ex-President Clinton! I hope you enjoy your stay here." B. "Please define the word 'stay'. I just dropped in for a visit because I heard you have hot women here." (pjb1671@netscape.net)

A) "So you're the guy behind Britney Spears. Boy do we have a treat for you." B) "I don't suppose it involves isolation in a sound-proof, Britney Spears-free chamber?" (khalazdad@adelphia.net)

"That's not good enough, Mr. Trump, if you sell your soul to me, I also get to choose your hairstyle" (lexkase@san.rr.com)

A "You've been chosen for jury duty in Hell. Easy thing for you though...everyone here is automatically guilty!" (maxcel200@aol.com)

Not another paralegal joke! (bblack17@hotmail.com)