(30 Aug 03)

The winner: stephen_p77@hotmail.com...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:

Stu's Original


Voting Results:
Stu: 61%
stephen_p77: 39%

The Runners-Up:

So I said, "Yeah, they do make you look a little fat". (borkat@aol.com)

"I woulda croaked, too, if I was paying that much for Cable." (stargl@aol.com)

They were dropping like flies at the premier of "Gigli" (BikeMike101@aol.com)

"Not to be picky, guys, but isn't this a little extreme for a hangnail...?" (cmndrnineveh@aol.com)

"Call my girlfriend first, then my wife." (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

...and then I said to Frank, "Of course condoms aren't flammable." (Porcell78@AOL.com)

"With my car in the shop, this is the only way for me to get downtown!" (joseph.blevins@verizon.net)

"I didn't think my parents did that anymore!" (ProUSAChick76@aol.com)

He's the 5th lawyer this week who ran out of gas and chased us on foot. (BikeMike101@aol.com)

"Better not take me to St. Eligius! That hospital jumped the shark since Dr. Westphall dropped his drawers!" (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

"After I told you I was a lawyer, why did you two start walking BACKWARDS?" (gregparsons68@yahoo.com)