(30 Jul 04)
The winner: firstname.lastname@example.org...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:
In existing thought bubble: "If he doesn't walk through the Valley of Death a little faster, I'm going to miss walking through the fairways at the golf course." (email@example.com)
CAPTION: Sunday church services are really a pain in the neck when the Reverend stands behind you. (firstname.lastname@example.org; SumrBrezze@aol.com)
"Repent young man, God forsakes you...notice that the rain cloud is over your head and no-one else's." (email@example.com)
Priest Left: "Please share your ideas for our new tithing campaign slogan..."
Man in Glasses Right: "How about, 'I Upped My Pledge...Up Yours'" (MedCheryl@aol.com)
"Go with Godizzle my nizzles!" (firstname.lastname@example.org)
"I never knew how big the sun was during these Sunrise Services." (email@example.com)
Priest: "I'm Father Francis Xavier O'Flanagan, and I approved this sermon." (firstname.lastname@example.org)
A. "Give and you shall receive."
B. "Yeah, we gave but HE received." (email@example.com)
Preacher: "...Can I get an AMEN, brothers and sisters??!"
Guy with thought balloon: "Can I get a good SEAT CUSHION, brothers and sisters!? This hard pew is killing me!!" (firstname.lastname@example.org)
A. "Let us pray."
B. "That reminds me, I forgot to spray the lettuce for worms . . ." (email@example.com)
Priest: "Stop! In the name of love."
Guy in Audience: "That must be the Supreme Commandment." (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Pastor: "Praise the Deity of Your Understanding!"
Man: "This politically correct church sure does make it hard to know right from wrong. Good thing I'm a lawyer!" (email@example.com)
Priest Left: "Everyone has to believe in something!"
Man in Glasses Right: "Yeah...I believe it's time for him to wrap it up." (MedCheryl@aol.com)
Should we tell Reverend Smith that he's turned the podium the wrong way round again? (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)
Pastor: "Something smells wrong in this fellowship today"
Seated person: "Gee..does he think I did it?" (Rwich928@aol.com)
"...he does know this is 'Church's Fried Chicken' doesn't he?" (firstname.lastname@example.org)
"C'mon already!! The Bears' game starts in 10 minutes, he must be a Packers fan, he's wearing their team colors!!!" (email@example.com)
"What's he screaming for...I just dozed off for a second!" (SIS15OKTT@AOL.COM)