(31 Mar 04)

The winner: ukkfayooyay@aol.com...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:

Stu's Original


Voting Results:
Stu: 16%
ukkfayooyay: 84%

The Runners-Up:

She: "Sorry, I don't date guys from the office." He: "All the better! I just got fired." (kayladykay@aol.com)

Man: "So now that Sex and the City's over your Friday nights are free." Woman: "No, There's the re-runs." (philden82@aol.com)

She: "We need to outsource our paradigm." He: "Yeah, whatever. Let's pretend I'm Letterman and you're Courtney Love." (lexkase@san.rr.com)

SHE: "NBC's making 'The Tonight Show' 90 minutes again, just as it was when Jack Paar was the host!" HE: "Yeah, because Stuttering John is the announcer!" (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

Lady: "Donuts in the conference room." Man: "I'm not falling for that trick again, they're just trying to get me in there to work." (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

Woman's bubble, "How about coming over for a little candlelight dinner? After dinner we can snuggle up and watch some TV." Man's bubble, "Sounds interesting, but ...my mom's making stuffing tonight." (TZMAC@aol.com)

Caption: Politically incorrect water cooler topics. She says: "I don't really need the water, since I'm just going to retain it this week." He says: "I sure hope my Depends can hold a little more, 'cuz I'm thirsty." (eischnei@yahoo.com)

(Woman) "Well, what exactly happened to your nose?" (Man) "It's a little embarrassing, my wife and I wanted to get busy and fast, so I thought if I crushed the Viagra and snorted it ..." (Flacsb252@wmconnect.com)

She: "Did you REALLY tell the boss to kiss your ass?" He: "Yeah. He told me to mark the spot because I'm ALL ass." (MooseSpeak@netscape.net)

A: "So how was your weekend, Frank?" B: "Not bad, but you REALLY need to trim those tree branches growing around your bedroom window." (stan@squidworks.com)

(B) "Sue, you sure have been drinking a lot of water lately." (A) "Yeah, I'm trying to get pregnant...and Mary said it's in the water." (lacee7700@aol.com)

Her: Nothing in balloon. Him: "Based on what she's thinking, I'd say there's a blonde under that dark wig." (skibip@aol.com)

She: "You were lousy last night." He: "Sorry... I went to the Salvador Dali Museum yesterday & got an overdose of 'limp.'" (MooseSpeak@netscape.net)

Woman: "I have been waiting in line for hours but R2D2 still hasn't signed my autograph." Man: "I can see dyeing your hair had no effect." (fparsons@yahoo.com)

Karen: "Great idea, Jim...putting gin in the water cooler was a great idea!!!" Jim: "Yeah, it's got me laid three times this week...what are you doing for lunch?" (steve_medel@oxy.com)