(3 May 04)

The winner: stan@squidworks.com...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:



Stu's Original


stan

Voting Results:
Stu: 62%
stan: 38%

The Runners-Up:

"I know you're really, really, really pissed off at me, babe....but, the guys are having this poker party, and I, well...can I go?" (lanny888@yahoo.com)

"Will you come out of the bathroom if I promise to throw my Viagra away?" (Airfarcewon@aol.com; wine_ot@excite.com)

"...then why do you ask if that dress makes your ass look fat? Honey? Honey??" (lanny888@yahoo.com)

"$2500 a month for this apartment? New York is the greatest." (ahines3103@aol.com)

Clark Kent's lesser known, less powerful, brother, Carl, would sometimes use his powers to gawk at unsuspecting women. (twodubbyaz@sbcglobal.net)

"Psychotic-Killer-With-A-Chain-Saw Who?" (murdoctor@aol.com)

Rod Serling voice-over: "Consider, if you will, a large man in a tiny house. A house so small he can't take his hands out of his pockets without opening the door. But he can't open the door with his hands in his pockets. You've just crossed over into..." (khalazdad@adelphia.net)

"Please let me back in the bedroom honey. I was only kidding about wanting a 3-way with your sister." (ukkfayooyay@aol.com)

"Martha, I love what you did with this cell." (rampage1984@msn.com)

"Please come out, Lance. I said your drawing looked like a peaceful ship, not..." (HerzogVon@aol.com)

"Oh... What the hell did I do with my hands? I can only assume they are the ones who took my door knob." (jsviolett@sbcglobal.net)

Not a day goes by that Crocodile Dundee doesn't regret 'that one last job.' (gambleandbluff@aol.com)

"That's funny....you don't sound like a Girl Scout!" (Sugarbaybee69@aol.com)

For years Bill regretted not opening the door when he heard opportunity knocking. (witsend@sevinex.com)

Outside: "I'm here to serve you a... I mean, give you a free pizza." (endocrom@aol.com)

"How many more minutes will you girls need to whiten your teeth before I can use the bathroom?" (kayladykay@aol.com)

"Doris, the divorce decree did NOT say you could have the sailboat picture and the curtains. Now please go away." (pjb1671@netscape.net)

After yet another night of drinking, Fred asks himself, "Am I coming or going?" (pat123z@aol.com)