(4 Aug 03)

The winner: joseph.blevins@verizon.net...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:

Stu's Original


Voting Results:
Stu: 48%
joseph.blevins: 52%

The Runners-Up:

"What money? I'm married." (icediver@ec.rr.com)

"You're going to need a good defense attorney, and my card IS in my wallet." (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

"I used to work for the cable company, but it's just easier to rob people one at a time." (joseph.blevins@verizon.net)

"You can only swipe the money I have on me today, unlike my investment broker...who stole my life savings!" (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

"Don't look so shocked Jack, when you were my lawyer your fee had the same effect on me." (jeanjeanbsmyth@aol.com)

"You can't rob me, we're both thieves!" Caption: A Lawyer and a Crook, Professional Courtesy (kaylor@mail.com)

"This is how you repay me for getting you off on that robbery charge?" (Saxonraerae7@aol.com)

"It's not me you want. My ex-wife takes all my money. Cut me in for 30% and I'll tell you where she lives." (Hollinsgirl76@aol.com)

Rob enjoyed living up to his name... (Marcwwolf@aol.com)

"I keep my money tucked into my thong. Should i keep my hands up, or do you want to get?" (lhill@maguiregroup.com)

Poetic justice: A lawyer getting mugged -- one crook robbing another. (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

Carl's first day as a gun salesman suddenly goes terribly wrong. (hvvhiii@aol.com)

"If you'll put the gun down now, I can probably get you off with simple assault." (craigieb@aol.com)

"Damn, you're one serious personal trainer." (xsweetkissesxoxo@aol.com)

"Blame my ex-wife. I have to stoop to this to make my alimony payments!" (Pastlivesr6@aol.com)

"A little higher..just a bit more..yeah right there! now scratch." (princekenny2002@yahoo.ca)