(4 Oct 04)

The winner: chharget@aol.com...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:

Stu's Original


Voting Results:
Stu: 50%
ccharget: 50%

The Runners-Up:

A. "Sir it's rude of you to have that paper in front of your eyes when I'm talking to you. B. You're right. It should be over my ears!" (maxcel200@aol.com)

"You'll never ascend to the 'Comfy' chair, Rollins. It's time you learned your place." (chharget@aol.com)

A. "Sir, do you realize you're reading the newspaper upside down." B. "Oh! That could explain why the Dow Jones is up today!" (maxcel200@aol.com)

"HA, HA, HA... That is correct. I AM the heir of the Whoopie Cushion fortune, and it NEVER gets old." (stan@squidworks.com)

"Of course it floats. That's why they call it 'light beer'." (customerwaller@cox.net)

"Oh, stop gaping. We're an airline; we declare bankruptcy every other week!" (MooseSpeak@netscape.net)

"If you're waiting for me to toss a piece of popcorn into your mouth, I ate the last piece a half hour ago." (ukkfayooyay@aol.com)

Caption: When rich people have ideas. (william.fishburne@verizon.net)

A. "Dad, you have never listened to anything I have to say." B. "Son, that's rubbish; now be quiet and let me finish reading the paper." (pjb1671@netscape.net)

"What to do with Martha Stewart's stock? Cell, cell, cell, of course." (wamarsh@att.net)

Dialogue balloon: " Now you see me.. now you don't!" Caption underneath: How well do you know your Financial Advisor? (richdiandkids@optonline.net)

"Patience, Jenkins; I'm looking up doctors specializing in curing lockjaw as fast as I can." (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)