(5 Feb 03)

The winner: GTPBigDog@icqmail.com...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:

Stu's Original


Voting Results:
Stu: 30%
GTPBigDog: 70%

The Runners-Up:

...And do you promise to love, Honor, and eBay? (internutt9@aol.com)

Sorry, sir, the objection must come from the assembled guests. (NITRAMXXX@aol.com)

So, Glenda, how's that sex change working out for you? (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

I now pronounce you man and wife. If she can get around that honker, then you may kiss the bride. (BikeMike101@aol.com)

Don't worry folks. I'm almost positive my ordination from BeAPreacher.com is legal. (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

Do you take this woman... hell, everyone else has. (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

Jerry, say "I do"...not "Give me a moment to think about it."(NITRAMXXX@AOL.COM)

And do you promise to love, honor and cherish, in sickness and in health for the duration of your TV reality series, up to but not including syndication and appearances on Springer? (DelisaKeller@aol.com)

I can't believe you're wearing white, Carol! It's me, Stan, your old pimp. (kamasushi@aol.com)

Third time is the charm, eh, Phil? (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

Well Ma'am, if the old saying about noses and um, well, YOU KNOW, are true; you've made yourself a fine choice here!!! (trlymurph@aol.com)

... for richer or poorer..thru sickness and health..thru pre-nupt and community property.. (internutt9@aol.com)

Before I pronounce you man and wife, I should announce that if you act immediately, I can officiate your divorce free. (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

At this church, I get to kiss the bride first. (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

...and later on stop by the lounge and catch my act. I do a great Elvis impersonation (e-marlon@sio.midco.net)

I'm not really a minister... I just enjoy ruining people's lives. (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

I can't wait to baptize your son! When is he due? (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

Psst.... you know this won't be legal until your check clears. (Cantw82paint@aol.com)

I've seen him in the shower...trust me, you've nothing to worry about! (craigieb@aol.com)