(5 May 05)

The winner: e-merlin@sio.midco.net...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:

Stu's Original


Voting Results:
Stu: 70%
e-merlin: 30%

The Runners-Up:

"OK, we'll call him Ishmael -- then we eat him !!" (jdcoops3@aol.com)

Survivor Iron Chef. Two great shows in one. (e-marlon@sio.midco.com)

"Isn't Bob coming?" (giraffic_art@yahoo.com)

"200 single women on the cruise and you save the cook?" (ahines3103@aol.com)

"Oh swell, nothing under glass again." (bjjtoff@tds.net)

Chef: "No it's baked...off shore grilling is illegal around here." (maxcel200@aol.com)

Guy to his buddy: "And you said getting bumped up to First Class wouldn't pay off!" (HerzogVon@aol.com)

After the completion of his first two wishes which were wanting a hot dish and a big prick, Vern realized his 3rd wish should be more precise. (rem7202@msn.com)

"Look, Mackie died yesterday...we wake up today and his body's gone. What do YOU think the burgers are made of?" (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com)

Balloon for guy on right: "It's Friday, Phil; of COURSE it's fish." (LouMizzou@yahoo.com; paracletus3@earthlink.net)

Guy on extreme right: "Listen, Harvey....now matter how many ways you dress it up, kelp is still KELP!!" (cmndrnineveh@aol.com)

"Okay, who ordered the fish?" (Eleman8859@aol.com; allen018@aol.com)

Caption: Soon there was nothing left of the candlestick maker. (old.curmudgeon@hmoforum.com)

Chef: "I'm fresh out of Culinary school." Man: "That's great! The last chef we ate was really stale." (maxcel200@aol.com)

"It was funny the first 8 times, but if that's another bowl of salt water soup, I'm gonna kick your ass." (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com)

"Ok, I'm only gonna say this once, one of you are getting under this tin." (allen018@aol.com)

"It's difficult to prepare quality cuisine on a lifeboat, so I humbly present 'Captain Jones Tartare'." (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com)

"Funny, but I trust that cook less and less every day." (robtone247@yahoo.com)

"Hope you guys like sushi." (bhsmrtgrrl@yahoo.com)

"I'm guessing 'filet of shirt,' whaddaya think?" (cdmauger@aol.com)

"Ummm...if you had a cell phone, why didn't you just call for help instead of ordering take-out?" (jnmcda0@yahoo.com)

"I know you want to boost moral but did you have to be topless?" (wintermaza@hotmail.com)

"I've got good news and I got bad news." (Fellison@bny.com)

"We still can't believe you floated clinging to Anna Nicole's breast until we found you, either. Now put it down!" (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

"Finally! The service in here is so slow." (moonbunch01@AOL.COM)