(6 Dec 03)

The winner: murdoctor@aol.com...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:



Stu's Original


murdoctor

Voting Results:
Stu: 69%
murdoctor: 31%

The Runners-Up:

"Get that look off your face, George. You told me to get a job outside the house!" (marymarg27608@yahoo.com)

"Hey, Mr. Lawyer Man! Want me to give you a professional run through your briefs?" (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

"Hi, Big Guy! Yes, I can even tell under that judge's robe!" (marymarg27608@yahoo.com)

"I'm practicing what you preach. I'm loving my neighbor." (lacee7700@aol.com)

"C'mon, Your Honor... I'm a Justice of the Piece!" (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

Britney Spears, the "After Forty" years. (redbarron1010@aol.com)

"Come on, Polaris! You haven't had an entry in weeks." (polaris75@aol.com)

"For 50 bucks I'll bring truth to the statement, 'Here comes the judge'." (Pootybrew@earthlink.net)

His identical twin brother, Rob, taunted him from the shadow of the building; Rob had gotten all of the skirts and lingerie in the will, while Steve had gotten only his mother's favorite mu mu. (khalazdad@adelphia.net)

"Soooo? You must be the prostituting attorney." (fparsons@yahoo.com)

"Pardon me, but would you know the way to Clarence Thomas' hotel room?" (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

Since his car had broken down at the office, George Jetson walked home through a seedier section of town. (khalazdad@adelphia.net)

"Like my fishnet stockings? You should see what's caught in them!" (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

"What? Have you never seen someone doing 'Riverdance?'" (mrxsandmanx@yahoo.com)

"Hi, my name is Paris Hilton, if you have a video recorder on you, this is your lucky day." (lexkase@san.rr.com)

"Honey, this role-playing is fun! In fact, I made $250 dollars while you were parking the car." (Magicskier@aol.com)