(6 Jan 04)

The winner: Chharget@aol.com...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:

Stu's Original


Voting Results:
Stu: 41%
Chharget: 59%

The Runners-Up:

Man: Stop having accidents on the rug. Dog: Who says they are accidents? (lexkase@san.rr.com)

Owner: Bad dog! You ruined my Persian rug! Dog: Wait till you see what I did to your Persian cat! (zenphoenix@yahoo.com)

Man: I've just been paid $500,000 for you to endorse Husky Dog Food! Dog: For that money, I'll endorse cat food! (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

Man: The pet store owner said your name was Spot..but I don't see any. Dog: Oh, Boy! Is he ever gonna find out why. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Man: YOU ATE MORRIS! BAD DOG! Dog: Isn't it called the CATkin's diet? (Bikemike101@hotmail.com)

Man: Come on you dumb MUTT!!! Dog: MUTT? Oh, Am I EVER going to leave you a 'present' on your favorite rug tonite... (ladylobo4@aol.com)

Man: Woof! Dog: All these years and the guy FINALLY says something intelligent! (Pootybrew@earthlink.net)

Man: You have no clue what neutered means, do you? Dog: No, but sounds fun. (sballkuhns@yahoo.com)

Man: Aww, how sweet, he's wagging his tail. Dog: Fake off: Success. On the count of three, bite his crotch. 1..2.. (Stan790@aol.com)

Man: Bad boy! Bad boy! Dog: Boy, this guy's kinky! I hump his leg... he ties me up! Caption: AKC SM Terrier (StanYan1@aol.com)

Man: You've crapped on that rug for the last time! Dog: We're getting a new rug? (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

Man: How come you haven't had to go outside all week? Dog: For the same reason you haven't had to water the Christmas tree, you idiot. (lexkase@san.rr.com)