(6 Jul 05)

The winner: DLivermore2002@yahoo.com...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:



Stu's


DLivermore2002

Voting Results:

Stu: 31%
DLivermore2002: 69%

The Runners-Up:

A. "Loved you as Achilles in 'Troy'!" B. "Loved you more as Lara Croft in 'Tomb Raider'!" Caption: Cyberfantasies of the Poor and Anonymous (williemelmoth@aol.com)

A: "I don't really care what you're wearing, but are you satisfied with your current mortgage rate?" B: Man, these spammers are getting desperate! (MrglsJon@aol.com)

A: "Hey, like, I'm 14 too!" B: My daughter has the dumbest boyfriend in the world. (old.curmudgeon@hmoforum.com)

Man: "Internet?" Police Officer: "No, Dragnet." (maxcel200@aol.com)

Cop: "I can't believe they are paying me time and a half to send entries to HMO." HMO Judge: "More lame entries from Lawman1@nypd.com." delete delete delete (rampage1984@msn.com)

Man: "I'm responding to your e-mail ad for big busted under age sex." Police officer: "Just give me your address and you'll have the biggest bust of your life!" (maxcel200@aol.com)

Guy typing: "I am a 23-year old blond who gets really hot when I am handcuffed." Cop: Damn, three more hours 'til my shift is over! (dakotadave57104@yahoo.com)

"Why yes, I am a beautiful tall blonde sexy lesbian as well." "What a coincidence!" (lexkase@san.rr.com)

Guy on left: "Your vocabulary sounds too big to be a seventeen year old high school cheerleader from Kentucky. Are you sure you're not a cop?" Cop: "What?- all I said was 'implicate'." (robtone247@yahoo.com)

In the left guy's balloon: "Check out this website, it's super hot!" Policeman's thought balloon: Just what I need... Caption: Officer Bob wasn't happy having to make another raid for Internet barnyard porn involving underage sheep. (LouMizzou@yahoo.com)

A. "I have never felt so close to another human being! Dora, I LOVE you!" B. "MAN, I hate the overnight shift!" (hash1029@netzero.net)