(6 Mar 03)

The winner: belushimcc@yahoo.com...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:

Stu's Original


Voting Results:
Stu: 43%
belushimcc: 57%

The Runners-Up:

"If you're afraid of heights, we do have another option." (NITRAMXXX@AOL.COM)

St. Peter wasn't amused by the one about the Rabbi, the Priest and the Hooker. (scice@aol.com)

(left to right) "You don't know what I've been through to finally find you! I'm here to let you know you still owe money on your student loan." (Live12965@aol.com)

"First lawyer up here?........What an honor!!!" (tomcnagy@hotmail.com)

"Plea bargaining really works!" (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

"Well, there was a bureaucratic error on St. Peter's part, and I managed to have his case against me thrown out on the technicality." (TwoNaughtyKitties@attbi.com)

And my mother kept saying "There's no way in Hell..." (tomcnagy@hotmail.com)

"So, was your death caused by no fault of your own?" (mrxsandmanx@yahoo.com)

...and then I said "If I'm lying...I'm dying". (ccnjbob@aol.com)

"What?... We don't have to wear ties? Yahoooooooo!" (jeriandgeo@aol.com)

"I heard a bell ring, and there they were!" (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

"You think YOU'RE surprised to see me here!" (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)