(7 Jan 06)

The winner: mashallaha@aol.com...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:



Voting Results:
Stu: 44%
mashallaha: 56%

The Runners-Up:

A. "I usually have my drinks on the rocks...but today I decided to come here." (maxcel200@aol.com)

"So then I said, 'This kick to the nuts was brought to you by the letters "F" and "U"' and you shoulda seen the look on his face.." Caption below reads, "The Secret Life of Big-Bird" (thedraugr@yahoo.com)

"Here's to another day of crapping on new BMWs." (ahines3103@aol.com)

"Isn't it great how often the 'Pity me, penguins can't even fly!' line gets us laid?" (LouMizzou@yahoo.com)

"I'm just saying wouldn't it be nice to be in a species with definite sexual markings?" (edprocoat@msn.com)

(A) "What do you call an establishment that serves alcohol to rooks, ravens, and magpies?" (B) "I dunno, a watering hole?" (A) "Nope, a crowbar." (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com)

"What the hell IS an opposable thumb??" (jdcoops3@aol.com)

"Just water? Lets go to the seedy part of town!" (randy@randypeterman.com)

"Why fly south? I'm already feeling warm and toasty." (tpanner@hotmail.com)

"A couple more of these and you'll look like the bird of paradise!" (robertellingsworth@yahoo.com)

"Hollywood just called and offered me the lead in the new movie, 'One Bird Flu Over The Cuckoos's Nest.'" (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

A: "I gotta watch the food and drinks. In fact my doctor put me on a low carp diet." (maxcel200@aol.com)

Bird on left: "It's nothing personal, Wren. We're just not 'of a feather' so we can no longer 'flock together.'" (pjb1671@yahoo.com)

A: "Hey buddy, I'm really sorry about whacking you on the head. I never thought it would wind up on a website." (ryanjpearson@gmail.com)

"AAAAAAFLAC!! Sorry, I get a little buzz and it just comes out sometimes." (tpanner@hotmail.com)

"I haven't been laid since I was born." (mashallaha@aol.com)