(7 Jul 04)

The winner: lexkase@san.rr.com...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:

Stu's Original


Voting Results:
Stu: 24%
lexkase: 76%

The Runners-Up:

"I'm doing six months for insider trading. What are you in for?" (Brenn53@aol.com)

"Sorry about lodging those two golf balls into your eyes, old chap, but I did yell, 'fore!' first." (khalazdad@adelphia.net)

A: "Mind if play through. My wife is having a baby." (maxcel200@aol.com)

"I told the wife I was puttering around. It's technically true." (khalazdad@adelphia.net)

"Although I'm 17 strokes ahead, I'd be prepared to lose this game in exchange for Jones' corner office." (chharget@aol.com)

"Just imagine there's a windmill in front of the hole and it'll be easy." (khalazdad@adelphia.net)

"So you swing both ways too!" (maxcel200@aol.com)

"You go first. The sun shining off your head is blinding me." (kayladykay@aol.com)

"NO! We don't hit each other's balls. That would have some kind of weird sexual overtone." (william.fishburne@verizon.net)

B: "My son-in-law is such a dweeb....!" A: "You wanna talk dweeb...? We're both golfing with ties and dress shirts on!" (cmndrnineveh@aol.com)

"You know, I bet if they shrunk these down a bit they'd make great cocktail stirrers." (HerzogVon@aol.com)

A: "My wife says it all about Fore-play, but I doubt this is what she has in mind." (electronicwaffle@yahoo.com)

"So, I said to Tiger, this is an easy shot and I hit it into the woods." (marymarg27608@yahoo.com)

A) "Gee Boss, looks like I'm gonna win this one." Thought bubble B): "Mental note to self...fire this moron on Monday." Caption: The new guy's first and last company golf outing. (mr.maddog@verizon.net)

"You know, playing golf with ties on was a good idea. Our scores are so bad, we can now use them to hang ourselves." (stan@squidworks.com)

"Hey buddy, if you reverse those numbers, you can use that as a flag on your birthday cake." (THEIBOX@AOL.COM)

A: "I have hair, 20/20 vision, and my ball's on the green. Care to make a friendly wager, Fred?" (tackajoey@aol.com)