(7 Mar 05)

The winner: giraffic_art@yahoo.com...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:

Stu's Original


Voting Results:
Stu: 43%
giraffic_art: 57%

The Runners-Up:

"No, I'm sorry Eddie. The answer is 'Who is Camille Saint-Saëns '. Not 'I'm going to rip your bloody heads off one by one until I find the alien that stole my ukulele'." (giraffic_art@yahoo.com)

"Our returning 127 time champion will be operating under a slight handicap today." (HerzogVon@aol.com; jenalt2001@yahoo.com)

Alex Trebek: "Gosh, Ken Jennings, for some reason you aren't doing so well this round." (lexkase@san.rr.com)

"I prefer to call it a "furlough", Alex." (BPaul317@aol.com)

"No, squawking like a badger doesn't count as a buzzer." (handarazuur@hotmail.com)

I'm sorry John, but, yet again, the answer is NOT 'Jodie Foster'. (Kamasushi@aol.com)

"What is 'I'm going to eat your liver with a nice Chianti if you don't stop being such a snob, Alex'." (tpanner@inorbit.com)

"As only one of you appears to possess a mouth, we felt impelled to even things out a little." (HerzogVon@aol.com)

Man in Strait Jacket: "I'll take 'Microwaved Messages From The CIA That Nobody Else Can Hear' for $1000, Alex." (ukkfayooyay@aol.com)

"I told you there would be certain 'requirements' if you returned for the "Tournament of Champions". (moonbunch01@aol.com)

Contestant #1: " Are you sure this is fair?" Host: "Why, yes. We checked your buzzer and it IS working." (richdiandkids@optonline.net)

"No, Fred, the correct response is 'what is lithium'." (amfpsych@aol.com)

Alex Trebek: "The straight jacket? We had to do it, Jennings. You were beginning to sound brighter than me." (maxcel200@aol.com)

Why Houdini sucked at game shows. (robertellingsworth@yahoo.com)

"This is NOT the way to get me to give a straight answer!!" (moonbunch01@aol.com)

"..Okay folks, tonite we will be playing for a Governor's Pardon..let's meet our prisoners... " (allen018@aol.com)

"You call me 'Trebek, The Canadian Know Nothing' again, we break out the duct tape." (humorbear@aol.com)

"Welcome to S&M Jeopardy! It's GREAT to see that some of you are REALLY getting into the spirit of things!" (paracletus3@earthlink.net)

"I'll take 'Bondage and Discipline' for $1,000, Alex." (dart270@geocities.com)

"I don't mind the straight jacket, but can I have my pants back?" (strollo5@aol.com)