(7 Nov 05)

The winner: edprocoat@msn.com...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:



Stu's



edprocoat

Voting Results:
Stu: 34%
edprocoat: 66%

The Runners-Up:

First witch: "My spells just aren't working!" Second witch: "Have you done Microsoft Spell Check?" (maxcel200@aol.com)

"This meth lab is going to make us a fortune!!" (steve_medel@oxy.com)

"Nope. STILL ugly." (giraffic_art@yahoo.com)

"Can you stop with the 'Bubble, Bubble, Toil and Trouble' crap Zelda, it's just a pot of vegetable stew for Chrissakes." (Rabdreadr@aol.com)

"Well I guess this proves that Harry Potter wasn't 'all that'." (ParisIuvsMe@aol.com)

"Charmed" the 100th season. (dzed68@yahoo.com)

"Can't we just BUY candy to give out like everyone else?" (rsherman@netplexgroup.com)

"I don't know, Helga... no matter how long you cook those books, it still stinks to me." Caption: The Enron Accounting Department (stan@squidworks.com)

"You know a sofa in the corner woulda been nice... but NOOOOOOOO, you have to blow all our money on an All-Clad kettle." (ParisIuvsMe@aol.com)

"How would I know the former Speaker was gonna miss his eye so much?" (paracletus3@earthlink.net)

A: "Have you heard from Sis since she moved to the land of OZ?" B: "Yeah, she wrote a few days ago predicting a fall in the housing market!" (maxcel200@aol.com)

"Can we leave out the 'toil' this time? I'm just too darn tired." (LouMizzou@yahoo.com)

"Hey, Mable is that your new health food broth?" Stirring Witch: "Yes indeed! It's rich in hemogoblin!" (maxcel200@aol.com)

"She got the recipe from the head witch, Martha Stewart." (lexkase@san.rr.com)

"Hey, anybody seen my cat lately?" (ParisIuvsMe@aol.com)

"Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble...add some vodka, make mine a double." (moonbunch01@aol.com)

"We found eye of newt, wing of bat, blood of a dragon, but where are we gonna find a virgin?" (moonbunch01@aol.com)

"Girls, face it: eye of newt isn't going to get any of us laid." (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)

"What the HELL were you thinking when you conjured up that new Bond?" (ParisIuvsMe@aol.com)

Poor Bob, took his last Viagra when he was told three ladies were going to make him hot and steamy. (dennisilvr@aol.com)

"All I need to do now is add the 'Eye of Newt Helper' and dinner will be served." (fparsons@yahoo.com)

Harriet Miers' sisters plot their revenge for her failure to make it as a Supreme Court Justice. (HerzogVon@aol.com)

"Some dumb witch got 'toe of frog' in her eyes and sued so now we have to wear these stupid safety glasses." (thedraugr@yahoo.com)

"It looked so much better when Emeril made it." (shep@compascable.net)