(8 Apr 05)

The winner: maxcel200@aol.com...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:

Stu's Original


Voting Results:
Stu: 39%
maxcel200: 61%

This, by the way...if anyone's counting...was our 100th installment of Top Stu. Yes, it seems like only 98 to me. ;)

The Runners-Up:

"We're from 'Queer Eye for the Straight Guy' and just so you know, there isn't enough money in that machine to make you look good!" (simsam143@aol.com)

"Could you hurry up and hand over the cash...there is a line forming to mug you." (rampage1984@msn.com)

"OK... Hand over the gas card." (fparsons@yahoo.com)

"Look at it this way, we're not going to charge you $1.50 for this transaction." (threetreeshill@yahoo.com)

"Hey man, we're from the KTEU, Keep Tellers Employed Union--now get your ass inside and withdraw your bread!" (humorbear@aol.com)

Well I'll be damned, Telly Savalas and Sonny Bono aren't dead after all. (skibip@aol.com)

Bald guy: "Get back into your account and take out all the money you can!" Mullet guy: "Jimmy, honey? Do these pants and nasty wig make my butt look big?" Caption: Why You Should Never Make Your Girlfriend Help with a Robbery. (bhsmrtgrrl@yahoo.com)

"Yes, I'm Peter Gabriel, and yes, my career IS having a downward trend right now...Your point being???" (paracletus3@earthlink.net) Hey now...no one disses Peter and gets away with it...-100 Rat's Asses for you! Bwahahahaaaa!

Guy on the right. "Where is Joe? He has the bullets for our guns." (NITRAMXXX@AOL.COM)

"Pal, ain't you heard about the 'fee' for using an ATM that's not your bank's?" (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)

Guy pointing gun: "Look, to me it says AIM, and that's what I'm trying to do, OK?" (HerzogVon@aol.com)

Baldie: "I warned you, Larry. No one leaves the Stooges alive." (giraffic_art@yahoo.com)

A. "You'll never get my money." B. "Well, chump, if you don't release your PIN, I'll just have to release mine." (maxcel200@aol.com)

Rob Halford and Freddy Mercury were hardened criminals before their music careers. (jdcoops3@aol.com)

B: "Give us your money...and those FABULOUS shoes!!!" Caption: Typical Greenwich Village Mugging (tmhayes18@cfl.rr.com)

Angry robber: "You did see 'Dog Day Afternoon', didn't you? Well, my partner here's seen it 36 times!" (HerzogVon@aol.com)

Baldie: "Forget the money. I want your hair!" (giraffic_art@yahoo.com)

The two armed gay men made the victim swear to never wear a black tie with all white again. Too "Robert Palmer-ish"!! (jdcoops3@aol.com)