(8 Nov 04)

The winner: maxcel200@aol.com...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:

Stu's Original


Voting Results:
Stu: 32%
maxcel200: 68%

The Runners-Up:

"Why do you keep asking me if I like playing tennis?" (mrxsandmanx@yahoo.com)

"I better watch what I drink...somebody just slipped me a Mickey!" (maxcel200@aol.com)

Cat: "They raised my health insurance again! Mouse: Of course they did, you have to pay for nine lives! (MrglsJon@aol.com)

I'm just gonna wait here until the night before Christmas. Then when he stops stirring...he's dead meat!" (maxcel200@aol.com)

Cat: "I'm telling you, it doesn't matter that you've become a vegan, I can still eat you." (lexkase@san.rr.com)

Cat: "You call me a 'pussy' one more time and I really WILL kill you!" (ListenBucko@yahoo.com)

"I'm not a fat cat, I'm just big boned." (chharget@aol.com)

"Never again will you pull my tail inside and tie it in a knot!" (kayladykay@aol.com)

"I am SO sick and tired of this cat & mouse game!" (BRE727@aol.com)

"How was I supposed to know you were lactose intolerant?" (moonbunch01@aol.com)

CAT: "The next time I catch you throwing a 'rave' here, you'll GIVE a rat's ass!" (paracletus3@aol.com)

"I'm tired of playing Tom and Jerry. Pick another game, or I quit." (lacee7700@aol.com)