(9 Apr 03)

The winner: rego11@aol.com...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:



Stu's Original


rego11

Voting Results:
Stu: 27%
Rego11: 73%

The Runners-Up:

"I told you you should have bought that life insurance from me." (tom_hanrahan@yahoo.com)

"Don't worry, it isn't the falling it's the sudden stop." (NITRAMXXX@AOL.COM)

"C'mon Bob....it's just a terrible coincidence that I happened to fall off the cliff outside your wife's bedroom window." (samuraikc2002@aol.com)

"Okay! Okay! I'll say it! Michael is the smartest, best-dressed, handsomest brother in the whole wide world, forever infinity! NOW GO GET HELP!!!" (fbmarz@earthlink.net)

"When you said 'branch office'..." (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

"As your lawyer, I must inform you that it would be in your best interest to help me. After all, this *is* billable time." (kirstennetsrik@yahoo.com)

"I have finally found the root of the problem." (moonbunch01@aol.com)

"So this is what they mean by a hung jury." (BikeMike101@aol.com)

"AHAH HELP ME... Wait, the Quercus Robur Oak isn't native to Colorado..." (belushimcc@yahoo.com)

"This time you pushed me too far!" (moonbunch01@aol.com)

"See, now don't you wish you never gave me wedgies in the 3rd grade?!" (blb0317@aol.com)

"Stephen, didn't you say we'd have a better love life if I was just a bit more hung?!!" (DAnder2382@aol.com)

Stan actually listened when his Mom told him not to jump off any cliffs if all his friends were. (theatrejunkie04@aol.com)

"OK, you were right, It's maple. NOW COULD YOU PULL ME UP THERE, DAMMIT!!" (strollo5@aol.com)

"I'll take your case! Just get me on solid ground!" (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

"Bet you wished you hadn't slept with my wife about now huh?" (jeriandgeo@aol.com)

'Huh, you're right, it looked a lot cooler in Mission Impossible 2" (KatSut78@aol.com)