(9 Sep 03)

The winner: Live12965@aol.com...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:

Stu's Original


Voting Results:
Stu: 38%
Live12965: 62%

The Runners-Up:

"I just found a loop hole." (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

"Contrary to what you may have heard, we lawyers can see our reflections in mirrors." (fparsons@yahoo.com)

"This amazing new mirror is guaranteed to make you look more like that picture you're trying to pass off as yourself on the Internet." (kamasushi@aol.com)

Steve wins top prize as the OB-GYN of the Year. (lhill@maguiregroup.com)

As a precautionary measure to insure that Buffy wasn't hiding among them, Vic began checking everyone at the Bloodsuckers Anonymous meeting for reflections. (stargl@aol.com)

"...and I would like to thank the Narcissus Society for this obviously well-deserved award." (kamasushi@aol.com)

"....And the best reason of all to stay out of trouble, kids, is that after you've been in jail for a while, your ass**** will be this size." (ukkfayooyay@aol.com)

And now presenting our company's Zero-Achievement Award to... (mrarteest777@aol.com)

"This baby will enable your TV to pick up channels from Siberia!" (stingray678@yahoo.com)

"I accept this Darwin Award on behalf of my late brother in law who's desperate attempt to train poisonous snakes for the circus failed... but will not soon be forgotten." (jeriandgeo@aol.com)

"Yes, people, I'm living proof that my anti-balding headband really works." (princekenny2002@yahoo.ca)

"Wow! This is so unexpected! I mean, I knew I was empty and soulless inside, but to actually WIN a Golden Cypher award... What can I say? Thank you!" (joseph.blevins@verizon.net)

"Our next item for sale is Carnie Wilson's old wedding band..." (mrdelbo@aol.com)

"When I throw this switch, a new era in mass confusion -- er, communication will begin!" (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

Caption: And now the bidding for the giant bubble maker will begin at 10 dollars... (opalwitch7@aol.com)