(updated 10 Mar 07)  

Top Ten Afterthoughts You Have After Getting a Tattoo On Your Buttocks
(Suggested by NITRAMXXX@aol.com)

10. How can I show this off without getting arrested? (joseph-blevins@sbcglobal.net)

9. Wait a minute!...I don't think "KISS ME" is spelled K-I-C-K M-E!... (ronxian@aol.com)

8. I wonder if "This end up!" will send the wrong message. (mitchwatts@yahoo.com)

7. Well, now that Pluto is no longer a planet...nine spheres revolving around my anus just doesn't seem to work anymore. (ALazyWhiteBoy@aol.com)

6. Whether that Chinese symbol they told you was for 'Fortitude' means 'Prison Slut' in reality. (williemelmoth@aol.com)

5. Whenever I sit down, will I make a bigger impression? (rod.renner@juno.com)

4. Maybe "Mother" wasn't such a good idea. After all, my father was the asshole. (ggarlick@comcast.net)

3. This may prevent me from getting a job someday...if I ever decide to become an "ass model". (joseph-blevins@sbcglobal.net)

2. Maybe tattooing my World of Warcraft player name and ranking on my ass isn't as gangster as I thought it was after 4 Zimas. (CoyPsyche@aol.com)

This is where being anal about reflectional ambigrams really comes in handy...

1. Should have had it printed in reverse to see in a mirror...since no-one but you looks at your sorry butt anyway. (dorr@jam.rr.com)