(updated 11 Sep 07)  

Top Ten Signs You're Dating a Cat Hater

10. He says "NO!" when you ask him if he wants a little p*ssy! (rulaffin@gmail.com; skibip@aol.com)

9. She won't even listen to my Stray Cats albums. (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

8. Is always saying "There's more than one way to skin a cat" with a great deal of confidence. (mr_didgers@hotmail.com)

7. Furry front door welcome mat has a face. (Truckerex@insightbb.com)

6. Look in the mirror...he only dates dogs! (maxcel200@aol.com)

5. There are numerous cat silhouettes painted on his car door. (banks.del@gmail.com; gerg17@comcast.net)

4. The S&M sex toy he uses on you has real cat's tails. (dpittenger@sbcglobal.net)

3. He doesn't want to play with your Thing One or Thing Two. (rsherman@netplexgroup.com)

2. Has antique collection of old tennis rackets, yet doesn't play tennis. (guitartexn@aol.com)

Yep, that old Maine Coon cap is always a dead (pardon the pun) giveaway...

1. His Daniel Boone hat has a calico pattern. (neeceebaby@aol.com)