(updated 12 Nov 08)  

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Top Ten Questions On Playboy's "Tell Us Why We Should Choose You For Our Upcoming 'Women Of Wall Street' Pictorial Spread" Application

10. Has your neckline ever plunged lower than Wall Street? (ParisIuvsMe@aol.com)

9. If I buy an mortgage backed security from you will you show me your boobs? (tpanner@hotmail.com)

8. Do you look like a million dollars? Or better yet, do you look like 700 billion dollars? (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

7. Will you spread for our spread? (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

6. Can you smile so seductively that the people getting screwed actually enjoy it? (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

5. If Dow Jones were a porn star, what within your power, would you do to help him recover? (davidgotribe@aol.com)

4. Have you been creamed by the market yet? (tpanner@hotmail.com)

3. Are you naked because you like to show off...or because you can no longer afford clothes? (skibip@aol.com)

2. Can you explain the difference between a "bear market" and a "bare market?" (tphyll@aol.com)

Well...this should generate some interest...

1. What size are your breasts? (sheafitz1@netscape.com)