(updated 13 Jan 05)  

Cadeaux's Top Ten New Year's Resolutions
(Come on you can take it)
(Topic suggested by dorr@jam.rr.com)

Okay, okay...100 entries about Craig Ferguson and then a hundred more about my drinking...like sheesh...I'm such a slutty lush.

10. To more promptly delay all HMO contests. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

9. One hundred new kitties by Halloween! (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

8. I resolve never to say, "I could have been a contender." I AM a contender. I won the Bulwer-Lytton writing contest! (pjb1671@yahoo.com)

7. Finally going to buy some stock in Grey Goose. (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

6. Testify before a congressional committee just for the opportunity to say, "that is correct, Senator." (tpanner@hotmail.com)

5. Will donate my liver - complete with jar and formaldehyde - to the HMO Prize Vault. (HerzogVon@aol.com)

4. Resolve to rename the contest "Tweak Of The Month". (sheafitz1@netscape.com)

3. Put Craig Ferguson on my "To-Do" list. (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

2. Try to coax Bucko out of his shell. (shep@compascable.net)

Wait...I could be getting PAID for doing this???.....

1. Enough of this labor of love crap; figure out how to make HMO profitable. (skibip@aol.com)