(updated 13 May 07)  

Top Ten Less Than Obvious Ways To Get Banned From Hooters
(Suggested by NITRAMXXX@aol.com)

10. Demand to know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

9. Give your server a hefty tip and tell her that it's so she can "buy yourself something to cover up." (stan@squidworks.com; rampage1984@msn.com)

8. Beat ‘em at their own game - only speak to the staff using ‘triple entendre’. (monetmonet@artlover.com)

7. Look your waitress in the eyes. (cdmauger@aol.com; Kamasushi@gmail.com)

6. Each time server returns to your table, say "Oh, there y'all are..." (monetmonet@artlover.com)

5. Let the manager overhear you telling the waitress she can join a class action suit for worker compensation for back pain. (SPTirish@aol.com)

4. Ask where 'the Blowfish' are every chance you get. (monetmonet@artlover.com)

3. Offer your neighboring table some "white sauce" to go with their wings. (tstrontium90@aol.com)

2. Spend the entire time there sneezing loudly, whining about your silicone allergy. (TheEyeWit@yahoo.com)

I guess starting off with the beer being flat? ...

1. Start jotting down notes on a notepad about the TASTE of their FOOD. (stan@squidworks.com)