(updated 14 Jan 07)  

Top Ten Downsides To Sleeping In The Nude
(Suggested by NITRAMXXX@aol.com)

10. Even more awkward running away when her husband comes home early. (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

9. The shock of seeing yourself in the full length mirror first thing in the morning. (monacof@bellsouth.net; tphyll@aol.com)

8. Makes it kinda tough when your friends phone you to invite you to a Come-As-You-Are party. (luganrn77@yahoo.com)

7. House burglars are more inclined to wake you up by loud laughter. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

6. Britney likes to stick her gum in the strangest places. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

5. A very embarrassing (and revealing) post tornado interview! (IR2Odie@aol.com)

4. It could be a too easy an opportunity for Homeland Security to give me an emergency full cavity check at any time for any reason. (humorbear@aol.com)

3. Playful cats (archerjoe@hotmail.com; dorr@jam.rr.com)

2. Explaining it to your minister after the sermon is over. (shep@compascable.net)

Yes, the naked truth does indeed hurt...

1. Trying to find someone to do the same. (NITRAMXXX@aol.com)