(updated 14 Jun 09)  

Top Ten Names For The "West Michigan Whitecaps" Ballpark's Four-Pound Cheeseburger

We didn't ask...

Do You Want Six-Pound Fries With That? (tphyll@aol.com)

Not only are one of you mean...but TWO??...

Breakfast with Rosie O'Donnell (seeker@vcoms.net)

The Rosie O'Donnell Mini-Cheeseburger (cdmauger@aol.com)

Now the list...

10. The Quatro Pounder (kamasushi@gmail.com)

9. "Groceries for June" (multislacker@yahoo.com)

8. The "Herd Thinner" (edprocoat@msn.com)

7. The Grand Slamburger (retrometro@rogers.com)

6. Seventh Inning Stretch Mark (giuntas404@comcast.net)

5. The Elvis Hors d'oeuvre (flynnkj19@aol.com)

4. The Artery Squeeze Play (gerg17@comcast.net)

3. The "My Left Arm Has Gone Numb" with pickles (mcsestretch@gmail.com)

2. The Home Runs (sheafitz1@netscape.com)

Everyone sing: "Buy me some peanuts and then stand back...CLEAR!"...

1. Three Strokes and You're Out (ParisIuvsMe@aol.com)