(updated 14 May 08)  

Top Fifteen Reasons Why People Shouldn't Live In Glass Houses

15. You can't hide from the Jehovah's Witnesses. (AntKitty556@aol.com; Airfarcewon@aol.com)

14. Impossible to entertain Opera singers. (Ringo@illuschoen.net)

13. People who live in sunny areas just might get some karmic payback for their youthful exploits using magnifying glasses and ants. (Kamasushi@gmail.com; lovepeaceguy68@aol.com)

12. It would mean you should never get stoned. (rampage1984@msn.com; tpanner@hotmail.com)

11. You can't make the mortgage payments after spending a fortune on Windex. (sadsack59@hotmail.com; mikepena@socal.rr.com)

10. People are sending me applications to be on "The Biggest Loser". What's that all about? (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

9. Flow of conversation constantly interrupted when narcissistic spouse catches sight of his/her own reflection in the wall. (loonalupe@rogers.com)

8. If you have vision problems, prescription glass is not cheap. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

7. In China, people would have to mow them regularly. (gerg17@comcast.net)

6. Because we REALLY don't want to SEE what's taking our teenage son so long in the bathroom... (lovepeaceguy68@aol.com; giuntas404@comcast.net)

5. It's tough to hang a picture without shattering a load bearing wall. (tpanner@hotmail.com; e-merlin001@hotmail.com)

4. Although the sight of hundreds of birds crashing to their death can be quite enjoyable, cleanup can be a bitch. (pcorradin@comcast.net; loonalupe@rogers.com)

3. All your neighbors will know when you are having "Family Fun Night". (nellen2003@yahoo.com)

2. The damn place would become a shrine for mimes. (seeker@vcoms.net; Ringo@illuschoen.net)

Going clear across to the other end of the house...still isn't gonna help you from seeing it...

1. Sooner or later, David Blaine's gonna show up and want to do some stupid shit. (seeker@vcoms.net)