(updated 15 Feb 07)  

Top Ten Other Confessions of Miss USA, Tara Conner
(Suggested by Maxcel200@aol.com)

10. Before all the plastic surgery, her previous win was at Westminster. (TheEyeWit@yahoo.com)

9. Taking the 12 steps to sobriety, Ms Conner's title will be changed to Miss USAA. (humorbear@aol.com)

8. Once had a threesome with The Donald and Rosie. (maxcel200@aol.com; Airfarcewon@aol.com)

7. 'Blonde' tresses are actually Miss Clairol # 71 and NOT # 44. (Kamasushi@gmail.com)

6. Is notorious for biting the tags off of every mattress she has sex on. (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)

5. She says she's very nervous about becoming the mother of the future leader of the Resistance. (mimsydivine@earthlink.net)

4. "It takes a lot of effort and determination to get this phony." (tpanner@hotmail.com)

3. "When I was finally crowned, oh my God, that brought on my single biggest erection ever!" (DavidGoTribe@aol.com)

2. In a complete fog, Tara once asked Bush's press secretary, Tony Snow, if he had any. (humorbear@aol.com)

Her talent woulda been body shots...but that required two people...

1. Thought USA stood for "Usually Seen with Alcohol". (TvOrNotTv1@aol.com)