(updated 15 Mar 05)  

Top Ten Real Reasons Why (Some) Men Like Blondes Better

Men, like blonds, are attractive to bright, shiny objects.... (cmndrnineveh@aol.com) Ummmm....

Now the list...

10. Blondes will never insist you stop for directions, because she was lost when she got in the car. (lacee7700@aol.com)

9. Because it reminds them of the cheerleaders they never got in school. (lola227@msn.com)

8. We hope they really ARE that dumb so they can overlook the farting and scratching. (scalpel@aol.com)

7. Because a dog will not even THINK about bringing you a beer... (gregzeer@yahoo.com)

6. When you get a little tired of being shallow, she can take over for you. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

5. Our lies don't have to be too well thought out. (fparsons@yahoo.com)

4. Because a blonde would never ask "Better than WHAT?" (AuntShecky711@aol.com)

3. Hitler, Ghengis Khan, Osama Bin Laden, Marquis de Sade, Quasimodo. All dark haired. Marilyn Monroe, Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, all blondes. Even us dumb guys can see a pattern here. (skibip@aol.com)

2. Those first-date chess matches somehow less formidable. (williemelmoth@aol.com)

Yeah...you go with that idea...

1. Anybody can think they're smart. But until you've explained a knock-knock joke to your girlfriend, you'll never really know just HOW smart you are. (rayj0109@gmail.com)