Men, like blonds, are attractive to bright, shiny objects.... (email@example.com) Ummmm....
Now the list...
10. Blondes will never insist you stop for directions, because she was lost when she got in the car. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
9. Because it reminds them of the cheerleaders they never got in school. (email@example.com)
8. We hope they really ARE that dumb so they can overlook the farting and scratching. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
7. Because a dog will not even THINK about bringing you a beer... (email@example.com)
6. When you get a little tired of being shallow, she can take over for you. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
5. Our lies don't have to be too well thought out. (email@example.com)
4. Because a blonde would never ask "Better than WHAT?" (AuntShecky711@aol.com)
3. Hitler, Ghengis Khan, Osama Bin Laden, Marquis de Sade, Quasimodo. All dark haired. Marilyn Monroe, Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, all blondes. Even us dumb guys can see a pattern here. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
2. Those first-date chess matches somehow less formidable. (email@example.com)
Yeah...you go with that idea...
1. Anybody can think they're smart. But until you've explained a knock-knock joke to your girlfriend, you'll never really know just HOW smart you are. (firstname.lastname@example.org)