(updated 18 May 10)  

Top Ten Surprises On Sarah Palin's Discovery Channel Show

10. She spent $185,000 on her wardrobe at BassPro. (Pootybrew@goosemoose.com)

9. Discover Alaska! Look north out your bedroom window. No wait... that was Russia, dontcha know. (stomperalley@yahoo.com)

8. Okay, skinning a bear on TV I can live with. But skinning Barney Frank? (seeker@vcoms.net)

7. Sarah is NOT smarter than a 5th grader. (skibip@aol.com)

6. Murphy's Law is a Democratic scheme to prevent proper operation of the trickle down effect. (oldcurmudgeon@humormeonline.com)

5. Seal Hunting with Flava Flav! (ron.white@gdit.com)

4. The cooking segment of the first show featured a new recipe for half-baked Alaskan! (monacof@bellsouth.net)

3. Her contract stipulates that she must interview at least ONE democrat per season. She is otherwise free to shoot as many as she wants. (cem007@canada.com)

2. If she can't make it to the studio in time, she can be substituted by Tina Fey. (retrometro@rogers.com)

A new spin? Sounds more like a spin-off to me...

1. Sarah Palin puts a new spin on the definition of "Dirty Jobs". (xtremesmartass@aol.com)

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