(updated 1 Mar 09)  

Top Twenty-four Slogans For Medicinal Marijuana

Now with the added ones we thought were lost in cyberspace.

24. Thank God! I'm sick again.  (flynnkj19@aol.com)

23. Medicinal Marijuana...it's great because it's......good for...em....medicinal....eh....stuff. (sheafitz1@netscape.com)

22. Get high while you die. (WJKbase@aol.com)

21. The appetite anti-suppressant. (gerg17@comcast.net)

20. Doobie the first one on your block to get a prescription. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

19. There ain't no caffeine in this Colombian. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

18. Now you don't have to drive all the way to Canada to get a great deal on medicine!  (giuntas404@comcast.net)

17. If pain drags you down
Just know that we're on it
'Cuz nothing works better
Than Medicinal Chronic. (guitartexn@aol.com)

16. Break out the Pink Floyd albums and the Doritos, man! (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

15. Medicinal Marijuana - America's fastest growing herbal remedy. (strollo5@embarqmail.com)

14. The only prescription that encourages you to share it with your friends! (ronxian@bak.rr.com)

13. Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee. (giuntas404@comcast.net)

12. Lasik: out.  Living with cataracts: in! (skibip@aol.com)

11. Toke one-a-day.  (retrometro@rogers.com)

10. Another reason to go green. (retrometro@rogers.com)

9. You won't feel any better, but you won't care.  (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

8. Got glaucoma? (arthur.omran@unf.edu)

7. We had a good slogan...but then we got high.  (arlenekader@aol.com)

6. Ask your pharmacist if pipes and roachclips are covered under your insurance! (ronxian@bak.rr.com)

5. There's nothing better than the smell of fresh cut grass! (retrometro@rogers.com)

4. We could give you a lot of good reasons that you should use medical marijuana, but chances are, you won't be able to remember any of them.  (mikepena@socal.rr.com)

3. Take two puffs, order a pizza and call me in the morning. (arlenekader@aol.com)

2. This Bud's for you. (mitchwatts@yahoo.com)

"Hey, dude...I don't remember what the guy in this commercial is famous for...but his face sure rings a bell...bong bong bong"...

1. Weed helped me win 8 GOLD MEDALS!!  And it can help you too! (giuntas404@comcast.net)

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