10. After work, he's really kind of a jerk. (Kamasushi@gmail.com)
9. Secret co-writer of that crazy Van Halen song. ("All my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy!") (email@example.com)
8. He keeps the Creamsicles right between the Chocolate Eclairs and the frozen corpses of his victims. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
7. This guy thinks he funny, but you never see him scoring any points on HMO do ya? (email@example.com; GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)
6. His wife was fridged. (CoyPsyche@aol.com) Typo? You be the judge.
5. He works part time as a tabloid reporter. He's always on the lookout for the next scoop. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
4. He is MAJORLY concerned with Global Warming. (email@example.com)
3. Had dreams of making it to the top of the business, then found out he had. (route99@dslextreme)
2. He's found Einstein's Unified Theory: If you break it down, everything's really some permutation of vanilla. (JTulli@juno.com)
Ironically...they also have no children...
1. His wife? Always claims to have an ice-cream headache. (ParisIuvsMe@aol.com)