(updated 22 Aug 08)  

Top Ten Excuses Playgirl Magazine Is Giving For Folding

10. The taste level of the American woman is higher than that of the American man. (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

9. It's easier than trying to ship the magazines with the centerfolds hanging out like that. (stan@squidworks.com)

8. Even women agree that the female body is far more attractive. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

7. The recent issue with Carrot Top put their sales in the red. (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

6. Because spindling and mutilating not as popular as they once were. (seeker@vcoms.net)

5. Management got fed up with the centerfolds complaining about the staple placement every month. (ponytayl@cox.net)

4. High regard for the advice of Kenny Rogers. (draugr@gmail.com)

3. More than 8.5” is a waste. (Ron.white@gdit.com)

2. They finally realized that women can see a naked man's body simply by asking. (shep@compascable.net)

And when advertisers like Viagra pulled out...well, that's a whole other joke...

1. Subscriptions for the magazine have been flaccid. (arlenekader@aol.com)